India, your imagination grows ever more fevered. I've never speculated about whether anyone wants to date you.

‘What, this? It’s just how we chose to lie. Well, since you’re here you might as well take a picture, I suppose. Emma, put your tail flat like mine. LOWER. OK, we reconvene at 4pm for more spontaneous, candid shots. Let us know how many likes this one gets.’

Kemi Badenoch and I might not agree on a lot, but how often are male politicians called ‘spiteful’? And what’s the issue with her manner, Ian? Did she fail in womanly sweetness, kindness and deference?

Women have been trying really hard to stop men raping and sexually abusing us over millennia without success, so why don't you and a few of your fellow men go fix that, and afterwards we can discuss why you think our defence of single sex spaces is irrational.

Deleted my previous tweet because I was rightly corrected: previous criminal tax fraud convictions were about Trump companies, not Trump himself. I still struggle to see why it's a trivial matter if a billionaire falsifies their business records, though, whatever the context.