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Festus Metaphors edit
  • Safer than chitlins on a city folk's supper plate.
  • Hotter than a jug full of red ants.
  • If that don't put a clod in your shoe.
  • You couldn't burst a bird's egg with a ball-peen hammer.
  • This here [stew] will grow hair on your elbows.
  • This here [stew] will put muscles in your whiskers.
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