Festus Metaphors edit
- Safer than chitlins on a city folk's supper plate.
- Hotter than a jug full of red ants.
- If that don't put a clod in your shoe.
- You couldn't burst a bird's egg with a ball-peen hammer.
- This here [stew] will grow hair on your elbows.
- This here [stew] will put muscles in your whiskers.
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